I received this joke in my email, it is from http://www.jokesgallery.com.

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives...

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........

(And those of you who thought it would be a dirty ending, Pray for forgiveness you heathens!)

That's borderline deletable, but worth a chuckle nonetheless.

That was a good one. There is another joke I would put up but if that one is "borderline deletable" then the one I have is surely deletable.



Oh Kerm, don't be a joy-kill.

I believe the exact English idiom that you're searching for is kill-joy.

I really do not like kill-joy...it just does not have the same ring as joy-kill to me, maybe I should use joy-killer or joy-murderer. Or maybe joy-suppressor .

"Joy Nazi"
Anywho, thanks for the chuckle. Definitely worth it, considering it's a reprieve from the usual community doldrums

Meh, fine, I have been outnumbered for now in my prudishness.

That joke sucked. All it made me do was want to kill "Sister Logical" for saying "itsn't it logical/only logical thing" - [Kllrnohj likes being censored by Kerm]

... While I appreciate the attempt, that simply wasn't funny... or necessarily logical.

Eh, I'd heard it before, but told better...

Much less annoying last time..

Maybe that's what my complaint was, I think it would have seemed more tasteful had the delivery been a bit more calculated.